Bob Newhart Quotes

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

Bob Newhart

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VacationAttentionYouNeverOut

I remember once when I was working on a magazine, and one of the male editors was going on a field trip with one of his sons. The office was full of, 'He's such a good dad,' whereas I came in late from a doctor's appointment for one of my children and was asked, 'Where were you? You'll need to make up the time.'

Joanna Coles

GoodChildrenTimeDoctorRemember

Historically, the pull towards the center in European politics has been incredibly powerful. From Italy to Germany, it has been almost impossible for non-centrist forces to obtain real influence.

Jens Nordvig

PoliticsInfluenceImpossibleReal

What I cannot love, I overlook. Is that real friendship?

Anais Nin

FriendshipLoveRealCannotOverlook

When you have a political environment that is being so heavily influenced by the Tea Party that calls for shrinking the size of government, you can't ignore it. There are political realities.

Steve Capus

GovernmentTeaPoliticalIgnoreYou

I'm not sure I like making movies that my kids can't go to, but that's just how it is.

Stephen McHattie

GoMoviesSureJustLikeKids

Every Uber employee should be proud of the culture we have and what we will build together over time.

Travis Kalanick

TimeCultureTogetherProudBuild

A great thing about these trees is that they are excellent for cleaning, both groundwater, and of course, air.

Mike Lowry

GreatTreesCleaningAirGreat Thing

The insurance of working with a big, already successful franchise just gives you the chance to do other things on a more personal level.

Jason Statham

ChanceInsuranceYouPersonalMore

The last thing that Israel needs is to be part of the internal agenda in the United States between Republicans and Democrats.

Tzipi Livni

UnitedDemocratsIsraelLastBetween

Commercialism in the Western world has got us by the scruff of the neck. It's a technological takeover, and we can't even see it happening because we're too busy enjoying it.

Rhys Darby

WorldBusyTechnologicalSeeNeck

There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.

Leslie Nielsen

WinterFatherPeopleWaitVillage

Einstein, in the special theory of relativity, proved that different observers, in different states of motion, see different realities.

Leonard Susskind

SpecialSeeTheoryMotionDifferent

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