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Chelsea Handler Quotes

People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them?

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

People Me Pictures Want Editing Why

I don't exactly set out to only play creepy characters, it's just that a lot of those roles come my way.

Jodelle Ferland

Play Way Out Come Only Just

I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting.

Jessica Williams

Daily Feet Sitting Tall Show Six

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Women Men Me Think Advice Learn

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

You Congress Never Capacity Loses

I didn't ever imagine, except in the most idle, obviously wish-fulfillment, ego-gratification fantasies, that anything I wrote would ever win awards, let alone so many.

Alone Win Awards Idle Anything Most

The first rejection that 'Dexter' got, I was like, 'OK. This hasn't worked. Let's try something else. I'll go get a teaching job or something.'

Job Rejection Go Try First Get

The minimum wage is something that F.D.R. put in place a long time ago during the Great Depression. I don't think it worked then. It didn't solve any problems then and it hasn't solved any problems in 50 years.

Great Time Depression Problems Think

As a singer, you can't hear what's coming out of your throat; you're only hearing it from the inside, so you need a trusted person who knows how your voice works. It's like a car. You take it to the same mechanic because they know it inside out, and every time you get it back, it works fantastic.

Stephen Costello

Car Time Voice Mechanic You Back

We have some fans that come to almost all of our shows, and they will travel to different countries to see us - that's pretty amazing.

Travel Amazing Will See Pretty Fans

Everything I do is in the gym, so I'm always in gym clothes. I'm excited to explore lifestyle clothes for a little bit.

Clothes Gym Lifestyle Explore Always

When I'm totally in tune with myself, and I'm flowing, it don't matter who I'm fighting; that's just a problem for anybody.

Myself Fighting Problem Matter Just

Overall, I have formed three major organizations: the National Association of Business Women, the Young Women's Leaders Network, and the Joyce Banda Foundation. Under the foundation, we have a huge program that targets women to teach them about HIV and other diseases and to give them economic empowerment.

Women Business Foundation Young HIV

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