Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Jerry Seinfeld

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WomenMenMeThinkAdviceLearn

I love watching people's dreams come true.

Jessica Simpson

LoveDreamsPeopleTrueWatching

Some of us do talk about women like objects, which dehumanizes them.

John Dickerson

WomenTalkUsLikeObjectsSome

Don't let the incidents which take place in life bring you low. And certainly don't whine. You can be brought low, that's OK, but don't be reduced by them. Just say, 'That's life.'

Maya Angelou

LifeYouPlaceSayBringLow

The truth is that nearly everybody is right about some things and wrong about most things; and if a man's testimony is not to be taken until he is right on every subject, witnesses will be extremely scarce.

Robert Green Ingersoll

TruthManTruth IsWrongWillRight

I am very conscious of the viewer because that's where the art takes place. My work really strives to put the viewer in a certain kind of emotional state.

Jeff Koons

WorkArtI AmPlaceKindEmotional

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.

John Ruskin

FamilyLoveGreatChildYouBack

I wonder what all those Chinese poets sound like in Chinese. I like their distilled quality.

Tom Verlaine

QualityWonderSoundI WonderLike

My sympathies are Left. On paper and in the soul. But not in my heart or my guts.

Louis MacNeice

HeartSoulPaperLeftGuts

The importance and influence of books on me has been cumulative: the result of hearing and reading lots of stories about interesting people and places.

Louise Brown

PeopleMeInfluenceReadingResult

My wife may be the role model for our daughter in some ways, but I think I represent what she'll put up with. You know, I think one day she'll say, 'OK my dad behaved this way, so if whoever I happen to fall in love with behaves this way it's got to be OK because I love my dad.'

Jason Isbell

LoveDaughterDayWifeThinkYou

In junior high, I was still writing poems and stories. In college, I was a journalism major. When I got out of college, I went to work for an educational publisher, so I was still writing, developing curriculums.

Doreen Cronin

WorkCollegeWritingJournalismHigh

Ultimately, at the end of the day, taking a chance on 'Power' is taking a chance on me.

Courtney A. Kemp

PowerDayMeChanceEndTaking

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