David Sedaris Quotes

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

David Sedaris

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1956

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I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

Jimmy Fallon

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I was a pin-up girl. I did it for 30 years and, quite frankly, it gets a bit boring.

Joan Collins

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Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff.

Andrew Lawrence

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I worked very hard on those movies but there was some creative connection that wasn't being made.

Michael J. Fox

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I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

Steven Michael Quezada

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I am definitely most proud of 'American Dreams.'

Tom Verica

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You know I grew up watching the TV series The Rifleman.

Tom Selleck

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The truth is when I went to graduate school I would've said I was among the least talented of the students, I was certainly the least smart, or less educated. But I worked very hard.

Mary Karr

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Know when to fold. Pay attention to the signs. They're there.

Molly Bloom

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Americans have a lower opinion of Congress than they do of the NFL replacement refs, head lice, traffic jams, cockroaches and even the group to which yours truly belongs - Washington political pundits.

Juan Williams

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I haven't watched telly for years.

Douglas Hodge

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When you get pregnant, you start reading pregnancy books. Everything has been pretty textbook. It's amazing how they can say, 'This week, this might happen,' and it kind of does. I had typical nausea the first trimester, which was no fun. And extreme tiredness.

Anna Silk

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