Jonathan Krisel Quotes

Certain shows, when it's all comedy, it's like when you eat something that's too sweet and it just tastes gross. You need that salted caramel.

Jonathan Krisel

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SweetComedyYouNeedEatSomething

I was raised on, 'You go get a nine-to-five job, earn your pay and work your way up.'

Matthew McConaughey

WorkJobYouGoWayPay

I like listening to Garrison Keillor's 'The Writer's Almanac' with my daughter.

Amitava Kumar

DaughterListeningLikeWriter

I'm not the kind that could lead the millionaire lifestyle. I've got a truck, and I've got my bike. I've got a lovely Labrador and two kitty-cats. I live very modestly.

Sophie B. Hawkins

LiveBikeTruckLifestyleKindLead

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Rita Rudner

GrowPlanMeetOldEarsUntil

I'm not at Manchester United to keep everyone happy.

Roy Keane

HappyEveryoneKeepManchester United

When you're in the throes of writing, I find, the lessons you've casually imparted to others are not in the forefront of your mind. Which may be good or bad. Probably both.

Jonathan Galassi

GoodMindWritingYouBadFind

I never really got to know Jimi as a person.

Johnny Winter

PersonKnowNeverGotReally

Every time I come to Europe, I'm just as excited as I was my very first time, which was many, many years ago. I love that part of the world, and I especially love the fans.

Dolly Parton

LoveTimeWorldFirst TimeFirst

When daughters react with annoyance or even anger at the smallest, seemingly innocent remarks, mothers get the feeling that talking to their daughters can be like walking on eggshells: they have to watch every word.

Deborah Tannen

AngerWalkingTalkingInnocentReact

It seems to me psychologically I'm a Canadian.

Clark Blaise

MeSeemsCanadianPsychologically

If a British government experienced such a long and persistent resistance to domestic policy in England, then that policy would almost certainly be changed... We have asserted that we are political prisoners, and everything about out country - our arrests, interrogations, trials, and prison conditions - show that we are politically motivated.

Bobby Sands

GovernmentPrisonPoliticalLongOut

The really hard moment was when my dad said, 'Honey, if an agent is telling you to lose weight, then maybe you should lose weight.' I was 15, standing in our living room, having a moment I will never forget. I never had a parent tell me to lose weight, and it hurt.

Ashley Graham

MomentMeHurtParentYouLose

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