Jason Mantzoukas Quotes

People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for the part.

Jason Mantzoukas

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 18, 1972

Topics

PeopleThinkKnowNeedBackground

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

Jimmy Buffett

LifeYouMakeGives

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

John Leonard

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I've long said that if Canada has a role on the world stage, it's principally as a role model, a demonstration that people of all types can get together and live in peace and harmony, which is something we really do most of the time here.

Robert J. Sawyer

LiveTimeTogetherPeacePeople

People have a lot of control over their ability to rise to the occasion and to show their best or their aspirational selves.

Amy Cuddy

BestPeopleControlRiseAbility

Hollywood is the dream factory, and no one dreams about older women.

Amy Heckerling

DreamsWomenDreamHollywoodOlder

When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.

Roseanne Barr

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Of course we want to pocket Fisker. But we will bid rationally. Whatever the result, nothing can stop us from making electric cars.

Lu Guanqiu

ResultStopWantNothingWillUs

Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.

Djuna Barnes

GreatTimePastYouthForwardEnd

I wanted to be an empowered woman, and I became an empowered woman. And now I want to empower every woman. And I do it through my clothes, I do it through my words, I do it through my money, I do it through everything.

Diane von Furstenberg

MoneyWomanWordsClothesNowWant

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.

David Sedaris

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I should have been a son of Einstein.

Chuck Berry

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Good intentions often get muddled with very complex execution. The last time the government tried to make taxes easier, it created a 1040 EZ form with a 52-page help booklet.

Brad D. Smith

GoodTimeGovernmentHelpExecution

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