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Jay Leno Quotes

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 28, 1950

Topics

War Name Seem Still Given Operation

I made more money yesterday than I ever thought I'd make in an entire lifetime. But it's like somebody's going to take it all away from me and I'll be back in Texas, installing them damned irrigation wells. I didn't like that when I was sixteen. And I know I wouldn't like it when I'm eighty.

Money Me Texas Thought Yesterday

Politics has become entertainment.

Politics Entertainment Become

Nick is 11 and a half years younger than I am, so his mom is only, like, 11 or 12 years older than me. I didn't call her Mrs. Offerman because that would be weird because we're, like, the same age, so I think I went straight to Cathy, but there's a mom element, and his parents are so great.

Age Great I Am Parents Me Mom

I'm a drifter and an outsider. There's not one single environment I can totally belong to.

Environment I Can Single Outsider

When we label human beings and flatten them to just a splashy headline, we lose decency and the truth.

Truth Lose Human Decency Just Label

When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion.

Success Good Sleep Sound Ask Forgot

I wouldn't apply myself at school. I was quite bright, but I didn't do much with it, and I thought acting was dressing up and shouting for a living.

Myself School Thought Acting Living

Ms. Clinton, like the Obama administration more broadly, believes that appeasing Islamists... promotes peace and stability.

Peace More Stability Like Believes

Although my grandmother was a strict parent and abided my grandfather's kosher diet, as a Nana, she had grown away from religion and was almost unbelievably permissive.

Religion Parent Diet Grandfather She

Pranayama is the practice of breath control. The word prana refers not only to breath, but also to air and life itself.

Christy Turlington

Life Practice Control Air Breath

I've never gone to a bachelor party, where I didn't, no matter how much I loved the people there, hate them so much for their disgusting behavior.

Hate People Loved Behavior Party

I believe Aids is the most important issue we face, because how we treat the poor is a reflection of who we are as a people.

Reflection People Treat Believe Face

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