Brett Gelman Quotes

I've never gone to a bachelor party, where I didn't, no matter how much I loved the people there, hate them so much for their disgusting behavior.

Brett Gelman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 6, 1976

Topics

HatePeopleLovedBehaviorParty

I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a client than I ever have as a D.A. in obtaining a conviction. All my interests and sympathies tend to be on the side of the individual as opposed to the state.

Jim Garrison

SatisfactionMoreAlwaysIndividual

The Nexus 7 is about the same size as a Moleskine notebook, and it just 'feels' like the right form factor for doing all those things you want to do on a smart phone, but can't quite do in the right way. It's not too big, and not too small - just right.

John Battelle

SmartSmallDoingYouPhoneWant

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.

John Krasinski

FunnyGoodMomentsYouPlaySerious

I once had this idea that I wanted to make the perfect boxer short that's not too long, not too short, with pearl buttons, made from real shirting fabric. They were coming in at $215. Well, not even the richest guy in the world is going to pay more than $125 for his underwear.

Michael Bastian

WorldShortLongPerfectMorePay

Among physicists, I'm respected I hope.

Stephen Hawking

HopeRespectedPhysicistsAmong

I have been doodling since childhood. I have a passion for illustrating but cannot paint or colour for that matter. I illustrate what I am trying to communicate through my writing. My images are like drawings in a science text book.

Devdutt Pattanaik

PassionScienceChildhoodI AmBook

Pop is actually my least favorite kind of music, because it lacks real depth.

Christina Aguilera

MusicKindRealDepthBecausePop

In my view, it is unreasonable for EPA to exclude considerations of costs in determining whether it is 'appropriate' to impose significant new regulations on electric utilities.

Brett Kavanaugh

ViewNewSignificantCostsElectric

War is grounded in the notion of triumph and defeat. It is zero-sum.

Bruce Jackson

WarDefeatTriumphGroundedNotion

Independence is not a whim or an ambition. It is the necessary condition of our survival as an ethnic group.

Aslan Maskhadov

AmbitionIndependenceSurvivalGroup

I like having friends that are famous, and I think they are the most interesting people that I know.

Poppy

PeopleThinkInterestingFriends

If I have something to say, I want it to be meaningful.

Tom Brady

SayWantMeaningfulSomething

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