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Judy Gold Quotes

I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother.

Judy Gold

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 15, 1962

Topics

Love Mother Go Done Now Audience

Every time a bookseller hands a child a book, they are doing something that is the heart and soul of the American dream and the American ideal. It's a very sacred tradition.

Jewell Parker Rhodes

Heart Time Soul American Dream Child

You just have to say over and over again: 'I am a director.' Nobody gives it to you. Nobody anoints you.

Jill Soloway

I Am You Nobody Say Director Over

I've had a mental illness for nearly half my life, and I can no longer imagine myself without it. It seems less like something that happened to me than like part of who I am; some days, it is the thing about me, but it is always at least a thing about me.

Andrew Solomon

Life Myself I Am Me My Life I Can

Hearing anyone think that I'm any form of sexy or handsome is incredibly flattering.

John Krasinski

Think Sexy Handsome Hearing Form

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

Ambrose Bierce

Good Man Snake Pig Eat Wholesome

The school system has become a part of this huge government machine, governed by people who aren't close to the situation. That's why I'm a Republican. I believe in small government.

Stacey Dash

Government School People Small Why

Never stop listening to people at all levels of the company. Be physically out and about so that you always have your finger on the pulse and know, at the ground level, the truth of how people are feeling.

Tricia Griffith

Truth People Listening You Stop

If we say the purpose of life is our children, that's neither a purpose nor a meaning. But I'm sure I will be as besotted as everybody else when I have them.

Rory Stewart

Life Children Purpose Meaning Say

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

Mickey Rivers

Wind Chill You First Out Up

I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature that lends them a healthy shape.

Josh Gondelman

Unexpected Healthy Legs Talk Shape

People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.

Asia Argento

People Sex Go Healthy Naked Where

I'm an anarchist and I do think things such as Occupy Wall Street are about getting a little closer to the solution.

Woody Harrelson

Think Solution Wall Street Little