Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I say every slur on the planet - racial, homosexual, everything to do with every ethnic group on the planet - and guess what? I will never apologize for that because I know why I do it, and it is to make a valid point about ignorance in this society.

Lisa Lampanelli

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IgnoranceSocietyKnowSayGroup

The first time you say something, it's heard. The second time, it's recognized, and the third time it's learned.

John C. Maxwell

TimeYouSayFirst TimeFirstThird

Inaugural speeches are supposed to be huge and stirring. Presidents haul our heroes onstage, from George Washington to Martin Luther King Jr. George W. Bush brought the Liberty Bell. They use history to make greatness and achievements seem like something you can just take down from the shelf.

John Dickerson

HistoryGreatnessKingYouDown

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Steven Wright

GoodMorningMistakesSleepMeYou

I have specific playlists for arrivals in different cities. Tokyo skews new wave, Paris more jazz, and New York is Top 40.

Chris Benz

New YorkWaveParisNewJazzTop

I am one of those people who believes that the solution to the world's problems is to be found behind the Iron Curtain.

Che Guevara

I AmPeopleWorldProblemsSolution

One of the most terrible feelings in the world is knowing that someone else doesn't like you. Especially when you don't know what you've done to deserve it.

Ariana Grande

WorldSomeoneYouFeelingsKnow

Certain projects find you at the right time.

Pierce Brosnan

TimeYouFindRight TimeRight

I am always updating and coming up with something fresh, whether it's a colour, a trend, or a design, as my uncle always taught me to be unique and different.

Rey Mysterio

I AmMeDesignUniqueUncleColour

Things have changed a great deal since the days of Mr. Mayer. The studios no longer control, as they did in those days, artists or directors or producers, as the case may be.

Lew Wasserman

GreatControlDaysThingsMayDeal

I'm always toting my laptop and chargers and other essential goodies around with me everywhere I go... and I've got to have a totally killer bag to hold it all!

Kerli

MeBagGoAlwaysHoldLaptop

It gets monotonous for an actor to repeat roles.

Krystle D'Souza

ActorRepeatRolesMonotonousGets

If a servant strives to please his master and studies and takes pains to do it, I believe there are but few masters who would use such a servant cruelly.

Jupiter Hammon

BelieveI BelieveMasterServantWho

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