Louie Gohmert Quotes

It's OK to burn a Bible, that's OK. OK to burn a flag, OK, that's all right. But just, you know, for heaven's sake, don't say anything that might offend someone of the Islamic religion.

Louie Gohmert

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ReligionBibleSomeoneYouHeaven

When I came out of high school, my objective in life was to get a job selling used cars, but after trying for two weeks, nobody would hire me.

Jim Pattison

LifeJobSchoolMeHigh SchoolHigh

People are always telling me that change is good. But all that means is that something you didn't want to happen has happened.

Meg Ryan

ChangeGoodPeopleMeYouWant

I style myself and choose what to wear based on what I feel good in it.

Melania Trump

GoodStyleMyselfFeel GoodChoose

I don't like going to football games. I like watching them on television. When you go to a game, it's hard to focus. There's so much going on, and it's cold. I'd rather sit and watch it and get replays and commentary.

John Legend

FocusFootballColdGameYouGo

It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.

John Huston

WaterColorSugarOverLikeRoast

I know Charlie Kaufman really well, for instance. Charlie Kaufman starts a story, and he has no freaking idea where he's going. None. Zero. And he doesn't want to know, because there's a little bit of death in that.

Stephen Gaghan

DeathStoryKnowWantLittleGoing

When I am with my kids, I don't have my phone on me.

Stephanie McMahon

I AmMePhoneKidsAm

I've dreamed about going to the Olympics ever since I was young.

Mirai Nagasu

YoungGoingAboutSinceEver

Young Egyptians, gazing through the windows of the Internet, have gained a keener sense than many of their elders of the freedoms and opportunities they lack. They have found in social media a way to interact and share ideas, bypassing, in virtual space, the restrictions placed on physical freedom of assembly.

Mohamed ElBaradei

FreedomSocial MediaSpaceIdeas

I say every slur on the planet - racial, homosexual, everything to do with every ethnic group on the planet - and guess what? I will never apologize for that because I know why I do it, and it is to make a valid point about ignorance in this society.

Lisa Lampanelli

IgnoranceSocietyKnowSayGroup

Obama doesn't know how to invent the iPhone; he can't start a successful business. He's never really worked in a business except for the briefest of times.

Dinesh D'Souza

BusinessStartKnowNeveriPhoneHe

I like a family guy. He must be fun, must like to go out, and has to respect his mom... my family is very important, so it should be likewise for him.

Christina Milian

FamilyRespectFunMomGoImportant

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