Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

TimeSomeoneGoSayShavingPlanet

The minute you start putting words on paper you're eliminating possibilities.

Joan Didion

WordsStartPossibilitiesYouPaper

I love scary movies! My two favorites are pretty neck and neck: 'The Orphanage' and 'The Strangers.'

Jessica Parker Kennedy

LoveStrangersMoviesTwoScary

The Commissioner was correct to ban Mr. Sterling from all official NBA business, to levy the stiffest allowable fine, and we will support his recommendation to press for Mr. Sterling to relinquish his ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers franchise.

Jerry Reinsdorf

BusinessSupportOwnershipWillFine

I have great respect for the past. If you don't know where you've come from, you don't know where you're going. I have respect for the past, but I'm a person of the moment. I'm here, and I do my best to be completely centered at the place I'm at, then I go forward to the next place.

Maya Angelou

RespectGreatMomentBestPastYou

I like to change outfits multiple times a day.

Stacey Bendet

ChangeDayLikeOutfitsMultiple

I just tell the truth. Some people don't like it. Some people do.

Tony Bellew

TruthPeopleSome PeopleTellJust

The world will always love Cuban music, however it changes.

Ry Cooder

LoveMusicWorldWillChangesCuban

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

Jon Stewart

RideShortYouTalkOverLate-Night

In India, public display of affection is frowned upon.

Divyanka Tripathi

IndiaAffectionDisplayPublic

There should be - we should have a society that, whether you're catching the train to anywhere, Frankston or Cranbourne or Craigieburn late at night, you should be able to do it with safety, and, increasingly, you are.

Denis Napthine

SafetyNightSocietyYouLateTrain

The Teen Challenge ministry was born out of those humble early days of ministry. It now includes over 500 drug and alcohol rehab centers around the world, even in Muslim countries. These include homes for girls and women addicts and alcoholics, all which are reaching many.

David Wilkerson

WomenHumbleChallengeTeenWorld

We stress out over things we can't control. So if something is a stressor, you can just simply take the power away from it by focusing on something else.

Christen Press

PowerStressControlYouOverOut

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