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Jon Stewart Quotes

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1962

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Ride Short You Talk Over Late-Night

I've loved art for more than 30 years.

Art Loved More Years Than

We may never be as big as WWE, but the cool thing about TNA is that we are the alternative. So people who get tired and bored with the WWE - I've been there, I understand - there's an alternative and something else to watch.

Tired People Cool Understand Never

Roads, better harnesses for horses, time-keeping devices, financial instruments like a currency that was recognized everywhere in the kingdom, enforceable contracts - all of this made commerce more appealing than plunder.

Roads Financial Better More Kingdom

I wouldn't say I'm that social... I'm either sailing my boat by myself or living in some small place.

Myself Small Boat Place Say Living

There will come an age when our average life expectancy will reach 200 years.

Life Age Reach Will Years Average

I'm inspired by throwing out any darkness that is inside of me. For me, art cures.

Art Darkness Me Inside Out Inspired

I think mortality makes you live a fuller existence. When I was a kid I was scared of death, and maybe that's what made me desperate to get the most out of life.

Life Live Death Me Think You

I do recall loving 'All Quiet on the Western Front,' and I know I read it in a schoolroom, but I think I was in the sixth grade at the time, so it probably wasn't assigned reading.

Time Reading Think Loving Quiet

I always believed I would be in the Hall of Fame when my career came to an end. I just didn't know when.

Diamond Dallas Page

End Career Know Fame Always Just

Michael had a very low pain tolerance, and his fear of pain was incredible. And I think that doctors took advantage of him that way.

Fear Pain Think Tolerance Way Him

I feel like we were the last generation, and there's this big divide before and after the 1990s. I feel sorry for the kids today. It's all too much.

Today Sorry Generation Feel Too Much

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.

Mother Home Crazy Gone Would About

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