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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people knowing my jokes than I thought.

Mike Birbiglia

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

People Thought Comedy More Knowing

Sometimes we'll only get one script in a year that we want to make that we feel is good enough.

Jerry Bruckheimer

Good Feel Enough Year Sometimes Get

And then, when I started to school, I found out I couldn't talk.

Mel Tillis

School Talk Out Started Found Then

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Rita Rudner

Women Fire Ugly Better Looks Say

If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?

Martin Scorsese

Mother Food Restaurant You Go Why

I got caught up in doing records for other artists. I just stayed behind the scenes, and time just kinda passed.

Missy Elliott

Time Doing Up Artists Behind Just

Truman Capote famously claimed to have nearly absolute recall of dialogue and used his prodigious memory as an excuse never to take notes or use a tape recorder, but I suspect his memory claims were just a useful cover to invent dialogue whole cloth.

Joshua Foer

Memory Never Dialogue Take Notes

I was involved with my theater program in high school, and I was involved in a festival where I could audition for a lot of different schools.

Josh Dallas

School High School High Different

I feel like I found a sound that is unique to country music, in my own lane.

Chris Lane

Music Feel Unique Country My Own

The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions, and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger, and delusion.

Bodhidharma

Anger Mind Greed Three Infinite

You will, I am sure, agree with me that... if page 534 only finds us in the second chapter, the length of the first one must have been really intolerable.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I Am Me You Page Chapter Will

You can't explain much in 60 seconds, but when you show Michael Jordan, you don't have to. It's that simple.