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Rita Rudner Quotes

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Women Fire Ugly Better Looks Say

God bless Neymar because this boy has changed the lives of kids in Brazil. A lot of children watch him, believe they can be the next Neymar. Sometimes, you have a great opportunity to change and impact the lives of kids.

Change God Opportunity Children You

To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem informed and always thinking in thoughts would be great.

Great Identity Thoughts Thinking Own

I want to race as long as I'm having fun, it's competitive and healthy, and who knows when that, you know, date comes when that's not happening anymore.

Fun Having Fun Long You Healthy

I don't doubt that God can bring good out of tragedies, but the Bible is clear that God is not the author of evil!

Good God Evil Bible Doubt Out

When Donald Trump becomes president of the United States of America, the change will be... huge.

Change America Donald Trump Will

Any cartoon that can be liked by a committee is really not worth drawing; in fact, must not be drawn at all! Better to become a stockbroker.

Better Drawing Worth Become Cartoon

I was in a band when I was in high school, and I was bitten by the performance bug, if anything else.

Luke Macfarlane

School Performance High School High

The Internet is about giving the consumer exactly what they want, whether there's an audience of one or 1,000 or 10,000, and then figuring out how to make money on it later.

Jason Calacanis

Money Internet Giving Want Out How

When I was 13, I used to go to a jazz club. The owner of the club became my first business manager. She was very gutsy and had a lot of friends, one of whom happened to be the head of jazz at Columbia at the time. That's how it all began.

Business Time Friends Manager Jazz

I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world.

Dennis Kucinich

Children Peace I Am World Goddess

I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre, and that's really where my training is.

Christopher Walken

Training Theatre Comedy Always Where

I cut my teeth as a journalist writing about societies that didn't have democracy.

Chrystia Freeland

Democracy Writing Teeth Cut About

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