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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Mother Ugly Me Used Feed Shot

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

Humor Caring People Me Talking Know

I used almost every penny I ever made to build recording studios in every city I lived in. I don't have much to show for all the TV money except a lot of musical gear and a lot of songs.

Money City Penny Build Lived Used

I've always tried to write about America. It's very worth a writer's effort.

Effort America Worth Write Always

Charity only works when smart, innovative, compassionate people in the field are supported from home. The World of Children Award raises money and visibility for change makers, people doing the real work. We are a conduit for funding and resources only; all of our operating costs are covered by our generous board of governors.

Stephanie March

Work Change Home Children Money

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

You Choose Join Profession Another

If you're going to write about your life, you must write about your life.

Life You Write Going Must Your

I'm 5 feet 3, but I was 6 feet 4 when I married Ava.

It seemed like I woke up one morning and had an epiphany. I thought, 'I cannot do this. I do not want to get married. And I'm not going to law school - it just doesn't excite me. I'm not wasting anybody's money. I'm going to move to New York.'

Morning Money School New York Law

History is history, and it has to be told, and with 'Mudbound,' it's beautiful because you get to sit with both sides - the white and the black - and see where we meet each other at the end of the day and see where we tear each other apart.

Beautiful History Day Black End You

Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!

Fear Mind Night Back Person Go

I just learned how to scuba dive. I'd been scared to rely on one little air hose for oxygen, but swimming with all those fish is exhilarating.

Swimming Fish Air Dive Scared Been

I don't have a career plan. I'm not strategic enough.

Enough Plan Career Strategic

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