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Tom Smothers Quotes

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 2, 1937

Topics

Funny Marriage Wife Hell First He

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.

Change Sympathy Tears Result You

I've been humbled by the amount of people who have gone out of their way to reach out, mentor me on an ongoing basis, and devote time to help solve the problems Rent the Runway faces as a company - simply out of their own interest and kindness.

Kindness Time People Me Problems

I don't really experience much embarrassment.

Experience Embarrassment Much Really

After 'Chen Zhen,' I wanted to make an emotional, touching story.

Story Emotional Make Wanted After

Hubble showed us the marvel and majesty of stars being born.

John M. Grunsfeld

Stars Born Being Us Marvel Majesty

I can't wait to see little white kids dressing up as Black Panther.

Sterling K. Brown

Wait Black White See Dressing Up

It's a different thing to write a love story now than in the time of Jane Austen, Eliot, or Tolstoy. One of the problems is that once divorce is possible, once break-ups are possible, it can all become a little less momentous.

Love Time Story Problems Divorce

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Fun You Late Mad Want Glass

In 2001, Congress passed much needed tax relief to allow Americans to keep more of their hard earned money and spend it as they see fit - rather than how the federal government sees fit.

Money Government Congress Tax See

I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.

Life Funny Music Myself People Me

America isn't ready for President Hillary Clinton. It should never be.

America Ready President Never Should

If I'm hunting down gifts, I like to buy locally.

Down Hunting Buy Gifts Like Locally

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