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Simon Pegg Quotes

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

Simon Pegg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: February 14, 1970

Topics

Humor Best Think Self American Same

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Joe E. Lewis

Best People Drunk Get Pays

This is sort of typical Hillary Clinton: to do things that are not legal, to say that they are, and then try to cover them up. Hillary Clinton severely chastised other whistleblowers for using Internet channels that were not secure, and yet she herself was doing that with private, high-level State Department information.

Jill Stein

Legal Internet Doing Say Channels

Good songs are what a good band is all about. When you have a good song that stands up to the test of the time, that is the most important thing.

Joey Kramer

Good Time Song You Important Test

I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.

Matthew Gray Gubler

Family Night Face Thought Acting

I am not sultry. I don't know what I am.

Anita Morris

I Am Know Am

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

Steven Wright

Make A Difference Difference Room

Once you start asking questions, innocence is gone.

Mary Astor

Start Questions Innocence You Asking

I'm getting a little tired of everybody quoting Ronald Reagan.

Michael Reagan

Tired Little Everybody Ronald Reagan

What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, 'I just need to make this one even more absurd.'

Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Funny Crazy Thought Fake New Need

According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied.

Christopher Monckton

Wife Vocabulary Use Wide According

I kind of love Cole Miller.

Conor McGregor

Love Kind Miller

One of the questions that always puzzled human history is, what are we, and everything around us, made of.

Ashoke Sen

History Questions Human Everything