I gravitate to ensemble comedy.
Steve Zahn
Recitation: by Male by Female
I've been touring a lot, and I don't always know how to get around. Google Maps on the iPhone is pretty helpful with that.
Joe Trohman
KnowGoogleiPhoneAlwaysPretty
History releases me from my own experience and jogs my fictional imagination.
Jennifer Gilmore
HistoryExperienceImaginationMe
How poor this world would be without its graves, without the memories of its mighty dead. Only the voiceless speak forever.
Robert Green Ingersoll
MemoriesWorldSpeakPoorDeadOnly
I used to play football, and then my wife bought me a fishing rod.
John Rocha
FootballWifeFishingMePlayUsed
I don't see why I should be happy scoring a goal against an opponent on a much lower level than we are.
Alvaro Morata
HappyBe HappyGoalWhySeeAgainst
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
CarDrivingStopTiresGotDizzy
I've had various people close to me die, and I don't necessarily find the idea of death purely depressing.
Simon McBurney
DeathPeopleMeDieFindDepressing
I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.
Tom Sizemore
TomatoOutBeansSauceGotBoot
I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.
Mike D
ManNeedManlyVery
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.
Jon Scieszka
FunnyTimeDayBreakfastShortOld
However, I spent most of my time in a Quaker school.
Brian De Palma
TimeSchoolMy TimeMostSpent
One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.
Philip Wylie
ChangeGoodGood TeacherTeacherMay
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