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Steven Wright Quotes

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Car Driving Stop Tires Got Dizzy

Mentoring is a brain to pick, an ear to listen, and a push in the right direction.

Brain Direction Push Mentoring Right

Inequality is not the same thing as unfairness; and, to my mind, it is the latter that has incited so much political turmoil in the rich world today.

Today Mind World Rich Political

I see it like, I've been working really hard for a long time, and I've accomplished a lot of what I've wanted to professionally. I've been really blessed, and that's all I look at.

Time Blessed Long Look Long Time

Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.

Spider Robinson

Time Fun Me Cool Interesting You

My mom died when I was 11 years old.

Mom Old Years Died

But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.

Quiet Speaking Tend Introspective

I wish I had a million in the bank. I like round figures. I am a round figure.

Miriam Margolyes

I Am Wish Bank I Wish Round Million

My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15 seconds, I was printing out a certificate which allowed me to officiate at their wedding.

Me Internet Wedding Friends Printing

I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve themselves in a situation. Then in the end, I go back and try to cut out most of the preachments.

Start End Drawing Back Situation Go

If it wasn't for my dad, I would never have known about pentathlon, because it's not popular at all in Australia.

Australia Never Because Would Known

I try to make good decisions as decisions come up.

Good Decisions Try Up Come Make

'No comment' is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

Winston Churchill

I Am Comment Expression Again Am

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