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Steven Wright Quotes

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Car Moving Looks Lights Only Like

I have been given a lot of roles that are downtrodden, mammy-ish. A lot of lawyers or doctors who have names but absolutely no lives. You're going to get your three or four scenes; you're not going to be able to show what you can do.

You Lawyers Three Names Going Get

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

People Night House Late Cards Up

Let's replace Obamacare with reforms that put you back in charge of your own healthcare.

You Back Healthcare Own Replace Put

Data can generally travel the speed of light unless networks are congested. When there's congestion, usually the cheapest and best thing is simply to add capacity generally, not to prioritize certain sites over others.

Light Best Travel Data Speed Others

I mean people have compared us to like the Grateful Dead and all these like psychedelic sixties bands.

Grateful People Dead Mean Sixties

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

Douglas Coupland

Life Achievement Believe Better Find

Sexism, like racism, goes with us into the next century. I see class warfare as overshadowing both.

Constance Baker Motley

Racism Class Next See I See Sexism

I think it's just a nerve-wracking thing to sing in a movie in general.

Think Sing Just General Movie Thing

No phenomenon can be isolated, but has repercussions through every aspect of our lives. We are learning that we are a fundamental part of nature's ecosystems.

Arthur Erickson

Nature Learning Through Our Part

I am really excited to be signed on by Julian Belfrage Associates, who manage some of the best talent out there, and I am really excited for this new dimension and beginning.

Best Beginning Talent I Am New Out

I grew up in a bubble. I just watched TV. I thought that's what you were supposed to do in life: sing and dance and act.

Life Dance Thought You Bubble Up

If you over-react to a crisis legislatively it generally ends in disaster.

Thomas Watson, Jr.

You Crisis Disaster Ends Generally

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