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Steven Wright Quotes

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Thinking Fast Go Left Indy Watched

I believe how a character eventually turns out is completely attributable to an actor. Even with a meaty role, if I am enacting it as an accessory, I will look like an accessory.

Character I Am Believe Look Actor

I do have anger management issues. Not clinical. Probably no more than most people.

Anger People Management More Most

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'

Good Best Saying You House Rock

And I try to be as diplomatic as I can, but it always ends up being a psychodrama up there on stage.

I Can Try Always Stage Up Being

People think all fame is the same, but being on BBC Two from time to time does not make you Warren Beatty. I honestly can't impress that upon people enough.

Stephen Merchant

Time People Think Enough You Fame

Liberals spend a whole lot of time trying to convince us they love teachers, but dig even skin deep into the matter, and it becomes evident that liberals hate teachers.

Love Time Hate Deep Trying Skin

In North America, the greatest threat to the Jewish people is not the external force of antisemitism, but the internal forces of apathy, inertia and ignorance of our own heritage.

Michael Steinhardt

Ignorance People America Heritage

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

Beer People Wine Week Down Need

I used to play a lot of racket sports, tennis and squash.

Sports Play Tennis Used Squash Lot

I don't have any phobias per se, but both tight and vast spaces tend to make me nervous after a prolonged time.

Time Me Nervous Make Tight Spaces

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.

William Shakespeare

Lose Nothing He Having

Tim and Fritz Lang I loved working with. Not Hitchcock so much. There was no communication.

Communication Loved Working Much Tim

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