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Steven Wright Quotes

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

January Sacrifice Cake Rest Year

I initially became a trainer in 2002 to help people shape their bodies, to help them look the way they wanted to look. This would reflect the way I was living. I was focusing on the exterior. Then in 2003/4, I had a paradigm shift. I started a business for bariatric patients, pre- and post-gastric bypass.

Business People Help Look Living

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

Fool Man Wise Think Wise Man Knows

History seems to be so clumsy.

History Seems Clumsy

Discipline yourself, and others won't need to.

Discipline Yourself Others Need

The addictive pleasure of abandoning yourself to a book, of losing consciousness of your worries, your body, and your surroundings, to become a ghost haunting other worlds has influenced me in many ways.

Diane Setterfield

Yourself Losing Me Book Body Become

I came into Chicago in winter - I'd never been so cold in my life! I was very homesick, and a poor student at that time. America seemed so different and so filled with amazing things - and almost all of them were out of my reach.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Life Winter Time Amazing Cold Reach

I've found that when you roll up your sleeves and join people in their daily work, they tend to open up quite a bit and let you know what they really think about the issues facing our country and what kind of job they think the government is doing.

Work Daily Job Government People

I don't think I have achieved anything that I can really be proud of.

Aung San Suu Kyi

Proud Think I Can Anything Really

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Down Done Lying Dying Things Few

Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing, sometimes dramatically.

Great Sometimes Without Through Get

I don't question any American president in terms of his commitment to the security of the state of Israel.

Commitment American Security Question

I love YouTube. You can find me there watching cat videos. I even like to watch other people play video games. I know it's a bit creepy, but it's my thing.

Love People Me Video Games You Play

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