I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.
Ana Gasteyer
Recitation: by Male by Female
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.
Jerry Seinfeld
WorldDownKindOthersOverWell
There are a lot of thought leaders who don't want to see their students. We don't want to hire them. If students are allured to come to the school because of famous faculties, and if they never see them, that leaves very bad taste.
John Quelch
SchoolThoughtFamousBadWantSee
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.
Luke Benward
AmericanDoneHamburgerCommercial
I've been told I have pretty big hands my whole life.
Jared Goff
LifeHandsPrettyBigWholeBeen
I think young people don't really know that much about the Civil Rights Movement and about the history of African Americans in this country. It's not taught enough in school.
Don Lemon
HistorySchoolPeopleThinkEnough
I have always just made things. I don't see what I make as being defined by a medium or aesthetic. It probably comes more from a fundamental restlessness, an attempt to create tools for questioning or understanding, and I have always been interested in using a wide spectrum of mediums to do this.
Doug Aitken
AestheticToolsUnderstandingCreate
The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I'm working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but - I dunno, something. It could happen, it could not happen.
Chris Cubas
ComedyDoingGoalHappenSomething
I stole a significant amount of money from a family member. I knew I was going to get caught, but I was so desperate I didn't care. It was a cry for help.
Cory Monteith
FamilyMoneyCareHelpCryGoing
We weren't afraid to mix some crazy styles into the standard rockabilly look. We also took a lot of different musical influences that were part of that era.
Brian Setzer
CrazyLookAfraidDifferentEraMix
When I was younger I was fat. I was never conscious of it and was content with who I was because I was so loved. My mother never told me to lose weight and my father doted on me, but my agent told me. I tried, but I loved Indian food too much.
Archie Panjabi
FatherMotherFoodMeLovedFat
I want to show that you can be a successful entertainment executive, be a good husband, be a good father, be a good friend, be down to earth, be a good person, and give back. If I can push that message out there into the world and pass it on to my son, then I'm OK.
Scooter Braun
GoodFriendFatherSonWorldPush
I think Totti would've had no problem playing in another big club. He's a born hitman, and great players always find a way to fit into a team.
Sergio Ramos
GreatTeamThinkProblemFindBorn
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