Amy Schumer Quotes

I have a healthy relationship with food. My problem is, as a comic, I eat dinner late. But I'll have a smoothie for breakfast every morning, and I keep it pretty low-carb and healthy during the day. At night, I'll have a basic protein, quinoa, and vegetables.

Amy Schumer

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As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.

Jim Ramstad

AmericanTaxKnowComplianceComplex

Our relationship to reality and to our experience is all based upon the ideas in our mind that we're always trying to live up to.

Andrew Cohen

LiveRelationshipExperienceMindUp

Some guy in Germany has my face tattooed on the back of his calf. That was wild. It was a decent tattoo job, but that's kind of weird for me.

Megan Rapinoe

JobMeFaceWeirdBackKind

Churches should not be directly involved in politics.

John Leo

PoliticsInvolvedChurchesShould

You move to New York. You want to be the biggest, most fully realized version of yourself you can be. A lot of that is fueled by this desire to not feel small, and to make a name for myself and establish myself in a way that wasn't expected of me.

Robin Lord Taylor

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In 1991, my father passed away and I went on a spiritual quest. It was a light one, not too terribly deep because I'm not terribly deep, and neither was my father.

Mike Myers

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'American Idiot' was the hardest show that I've ever done - ever.

Joshua Henry

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I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

Dick Gregory

MindCountryTaxesFriendlyGoing

I guess I'm bothered by how fans react to certain things and how they're interested in certain things over true talent. I've always appreciated talent over everything else.

Demetrious Johnson

TalentTrueReactOverEverything

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Brian Celio

HateFoolMeCause

I thought it would be a good idea to look at New York with this half-European, half-native eye and really do something to get back at this city that I thought really gave me a hard time when I grew up.

William Klein

GoodTimeNew YorkCityMeEye

For me, as the Government of India, the interest of the poorest of the poorest is paramount.

Piyush Goyal

GovernmentMeIndiaInterestPoorest

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