American - Novelist | July 16, 1981 -
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
Brian Celio
UnityIndividualitySayRoomBoth
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
CleverMy OwnWriteOwnSomebody
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
FriendsAdmitTrueWillTrue Friends
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
PeacePeopleHandsHandSome People
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
SuccessDoorBuildingKeyDownOwn
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
LifeImagineRatherPraying
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
SomeoneYouPersonJust BecauseMean
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
HateDictionaryWord
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
HomeGodDoorHideHeavenWonder
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
GovernmentYouRepublicanDemocrats
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
EyesDayEvery DayMeanEatWatch
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
HateFoolMeCause
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