Johnny Carson Quotes

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Joan Rivers

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Being a champion is not just being a frontrunner and being ahead, but it's facing adversity.

Andre Ward

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Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Anna Nicole Smith

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The entertainment industry has an effect on social consciousness.

Sonoya Mizuno

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Major forces that have contributed to the evolution of philanthropy in India in the pre-modern era have mainly been driven by religion, family, and society. The Hindu teaching of 'daan' or 'giving' is present in different ways in almost every celebration or ritual.

Shiv Nadar

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I grew up in a small town in northeastern Indiana. I had an all-American childhood. And I grew up as an optimist.

Mary Meeker

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We don't give up on our values, but we better be sensitive, too, that there are people with more moderate views and people who may disagree with some parts of the Democratic platform as they are presented.

Dick Durbin

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I think there are advantages to different scales of filmmaking. You wouldn't want to do just one thing.

Christopher Nolan

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President Obama came to office proclaiming that he aims to solve problems, not hand them on to our children. Most presidents say that sort of thing.

Christopher Buckley

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My favorite is Matthew 25: 'The Lord said, 'Whatever you do to the least of my brethren, you do to me.' I truly believe that.

Chris Smith

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People understand that Trump is a born leader.

Corey Lewandowski

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I dropped out of college when I was 18 to be in a band.

Brody Jenner

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