Jeff Dunham Quotes

The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything.

Jeff Dunham

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I started to look like a cartoon character with the fringe and the catsuits. Yes, I want to change and mix it up. I want to change my hair, change my style. I want to be allowed to grow.

Jessie J

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I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma.

Joey Diaz

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Because entrepreneurship is so hard and does take so long to build something great, you do have to build an environment that you yourself as an entrepreneur want to work in for the next 20 years.

Jennifer Hyman

WorkGreatYourselfLongYouWant

As part of the E.U., my children can have the freedom and the opportunity to work and live across Europe; to be ambitious in the world's largest market; and to access so much of the history, the culture and the opportunity which is our common European heritage.

Andrew Lansley

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We must learn to balance the material wonders of technology with the spiritual demands of our human race.

John Naisbitt

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I don't do things I can't win.

John McAfee

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I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

Andy Milonakis

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A wise man does not chatter with one whose mind is sick.

Sophocles

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Poetry is fascinating. As soon as it begins the poetry has changed the thing into something extra, and somehow prose can go over into poetry.

Michael Tippett

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Look, rich people and business people do well whether Republicans or Democrats are in charge.

Mitt Romney

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We got a lot of information from the detainees that eventually led us to bin Laden.

Jose Rodriguez

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You've got to be able to sell yourself.

Don Rickles

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