American - Comedian | January 30, 1976 -
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
Andy Milonakis
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I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.
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I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.
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There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
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There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.
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As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.
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I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
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I had sadness for breakfast.
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I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.
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I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.
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I was a huge Internet junkie.
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