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Andy Kaufman Quotes

I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.

Andy Kaufman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 17, 1949 - May 16, 1984

Topics

Thought You Television Know Inside

Christian values were important at home. Cleanliness. Don't steal. Don't lie. Those were the rules, and they were strictly enforced. Especially the stealing and lying. When you broke the rules, you got a beating. I always broke the rules a lot.

Jimmy Cliff

Home Lie Christian You Values Rules

I have always been the first on the dance floor. Before fame, people thought it made me a good laugh; now, people point and call me an attention seeker! I'm very aware of the way people can view me, but I'm very aware that I have to just enjoy my life.

Jessie J

Life Good Dance People Me Thought

I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.

Joan Rivers

Day Grateful Me Eating Think Hands

I'm not sure about prizes. I don't know how far you can seriously raise public consciousness about poetry. Having a 'National Poetry Day,' like a 'No Smoking Day,' is just shelving the problem. Things which should by rights be every day are not best served by these things.

John Fuller

Best Day Poetry Smoking Problem You

I got a young black woman agent, and she kinda just knew what I would be attracted to. She sent me this pilot for 'Insecure.' I never saw myself as a comedy director, but when I read those pages, I said, 'Wow - this is my life on the page.'

Melina Matsoukas

Life Myself Woman Me Black My Life

Everything is so convenient in New York.

Matthew Modine

New York New Everything Convenient

I think the Internet has given rise to voices that want to attack others.

Jeff Zucker

Think Internet Rise Want Others

When I'm at home, I enjoy going go-karting.

Andy Murray

Home Enjoy Going

Personally, I don't have a Twitter account. I like to be in control of the way the stand up of Stewart Lee is perceived, I don't want to have to engage with individual people. Also, when I do look at it, loads of factually inaccurate things about me are written.

Stewart Lee

People Me Control Stand Up Stand

I haven't had any plastic surgery - despite what people think, this is my nose. I have had Restylane and Botox, but I don't think of that as plastic surgery any more.

Tom Ford

People Think More Plastic Nose Any

By and large, prisons are survivable, though hope is indeed what you need least upon entering here; a lump of sugar would be more useful.

Joseph Brodsky

Hope You Sugar More Need Here

I shall miss all the people in it and the great fun we had doing it. I enjoyed playing the character very much. It was a very, very special character and a very special series. And the camaraderie of it all. I loved it.

Derek Jacobi

Character Great Fun People Loved