It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
John Oliver
Recitation: by Male by Female
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Jimmy Fallon
FunnyKnowLandHowBothReally
I think of my life as a journey, and I'm still on it.
Jim Brown
LifeJourneyThinkMy LifeStill
The word 'endorse' has a very specific meaning with the Internal Revenue Service. It has a very specific meaning with the political world, too. So although I cannot officially endorse Donald Trump, I'm very supportive of him. I think he would make a great president of the United States.
Robert Jeffress
GreatServiceWorldThinkPolitical
We live in a bewildering world.
Stephen Hawking
LiveWorldBewildering
We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries to reinforce this difference is a step back. Notions of gender pointlessly separate men from women, but also mothers from daughters and fathers from sons.
Robert Webb
WomenMenStepPeopleRestGender
I'm just interested in people on the edges. I feel an affinity for people who haven't had the best breaks in society. I'm always on their side. I find them more human, maybe. What I want to do more than anything is acknowledge their existence.
Mary Ellen Mark
BestPeopleSocietyFeelFindWant
If you win games, at the top, there's no pressure to change. You change when you have to change. You change when you don't win anymore.
Christen Press
ChangeWinPressureYouGamesTop
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Colin Mochrie
GodWaistAroundExplosives
To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
Anthony Newley
KnowSheMovementOwnStarSell
Lots of people dream big and talk about big bold ideas but never do anything. I judge people by what they've done. The ratio of something to nothing is infinite. So just do something.
Peter Diamandis
PeopleIdeasJudgeDreamBoldDone
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
Shanola Hampton
ManLaughYouPersonHollywoodReal
My lady, Deborah McNaughton is doing a documentary on me.
Noel Redding
MeDoingLadyDocumentary
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