Scottish - Actor | November 30, 1957 -
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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