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John Mulaney Quotes

Sometimes I - with comedy, it's like someone liking you in high school. They either do, or they don't. And when they don't, they don't. And that's it. There are no appeals. You show up, and you're like, 'Hi! I'm -' and you stumble, and they're like, 'It's over.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 26, 1982

Topics

School High School Comedy Someone Up

I wouldn't use the same color in a picture in more than one place.

Robert Rauschenberg

Color Picture Place More Same Than

I enjoy hitting tennis balls. I haven't lost any of the innocent parts of tennis. I just do it in front of less people.

People Enjoy Innocent Lost Balls

Include ample fruits and vegetables in your diet and no fried or oily food.

Food Diet Vegetables Fruits Your

I'm one of the most humble people you'll probably ever meet.

Ski Mask the Slump God

Humble People You Meet Most Ever

I wanted to write a song about war and that classic 'We want you' recruitment style from the point of view of the recruiter.

Style War Song View You Want

Really racing is about the horses, not me. You can't do it without the horses, and they are the big players as are the lads who look after them, and they rarely get a mention.

Me Racing You Look Without Big

Class action lawsuits are an important part of our legal system. All citizens should have the right to band together and settle grievances with bigger companies, but that system is broken and it needs fixing.

Together Broken Action Legal Class

Throughout my career, my family and I have fallen victim to inappropriate attempts to contact me by several unknown individuals.

Family Me Career Unknown Contact

I define leadership as: Emotionally, you own your business. You own it with passion. And you either have or you don't have an economic investment. But when you have all three of those, you are the boss from Day One, and you care every single day more than anyone.

Leadership Business Passion Day Boss

I'm becoming the Simon Cowell of fashion.

Fashion Becoming Simon

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Time People Wonder Always My Time

I learned that one can always start again.

Start Always Again Learned

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