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Jasper Carrott Quotes

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: March 14, 1945

Topics

Time People Wonder Always My Time

These guys were always saying, 'The minute you get onstage, it's great, no matter how much you're hurting.' But that didn't work for me. There were some nights I did not want to get out there.

Work Great Me Saying You Want

In prayerful silence you must look into your own heart. No one can tell you better than yourself what comes between you and God. Ask yourself. Then listen!

Johannes Tauler

God Heart Silence Yourself Better

I'm interested in people with very exceptional world views or realities.

People World Interested Exceptional

All the Jewish tradition I had came from my grandmother, who grew up in Palestine and eloped with my grandfather and went to New York. She lived very close to us until she died when I was around 20. She sang a lot of songs, led the Passover seders. It was a very rich part of my life, and my grandmother was a big part of my life.

Jenny Scheinman

Life New York Rich My Life Tradition

I've always been so confused about being a girl. Not in a Bruce Jenner way, just... there's that expectation where you walk into a room, and it's like, Is it OK to be a woman?' Or, you know, you're looking for your keys in the back of a cab, and sometimes the driver can treat you like you've had a lobotomy.

Andrea Riseborough

Girl Walk Woman Looking Treat You

If you wanted to watch me work, it would be totally boring. It would look like a Warhol film where nothing happens. I sit for 24 hours, then I scratch myself.

Work Myself Me You Look Boring

In 'Taxi,' I kept doing the same scene for three years. I was underused.

Doing Three Same Years Taxi Scene

Donors need to know what their money is being used for.

Michel Martelly

Money Know Need Used Being Donors

My brother had boxes of comic books. He was really the collector.

Brother Boxes Books Collector He

On the pitch, I argue, I shout, I talk rubbish and generally do anything I can to get ahead.

I Can Ahead Talk Anything Get Argue

I have been very lucky - all the jobs I've done have been with lovely people. In fact, I've been on many where I've just laughed uncontrollably the whole time.

Time People Done Lucky Lovely Where

I don't think the AAA is an end in itself; we will maintain prudent financial management with or without the AAA.

Management Think Financial End Will

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