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Maz Jobrani Quotes

I've had people come up to me after the show and say, 'Why did you not make fun of Pakistan?' People are actually upset you didn't talk about them.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 26, 1972

Topics

Fun People Me You Say Upset

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.'

Age Think Go Important Want Top

I write to feel alone.

Alone Feel Write I Write

An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Life Finding Worth Aim Fortune Only

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Love Girl Great Love Is You Lights

The voices of women need to be heard. The volume needs to be turned up.

Women Need Up Voices Needs Volume

We had this thing at Stanford called the 'Campus Loop,' and then we had another run called 'The Dish,' and you'd run up to this giant satellite dish, which was probably extremely unhealthy. I would do those two runs, and I just found it so therapeutic. My girlfriends and I would have these great conversations about guys and school and life.

Life Great School You Run Up

I had long ago become a creation, a public image made to be consumed, piled on top of a precarious shell of a little boy wanting to be loved.

Loved Long Creation Boy Become Top

My mother still has a three-step system to eating candy corn. First she eats the white tip, then the orange middle, then the yellow end. She swears each segment tastes different.

Rosecrans Baldwin

Mother Yellow Eating End White She

An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think.

Think You Television Torture Get

The Max 10 will provide customers with even more flexibility in terms of airplane range and higher seat count.

Dennis Muilenburg

Airplane Will More Flexibility Count

In terms of dangers, such as viruses, fraud or identity theft, I don't think we were thinking about that at all when we got started. If we had been worried about that, the net might have been better today, but we might not have even got there.

Today Identity Think Thinking Better

When you get knocked down, you got to get backup. Otherwise, you are going to lose.

You Lose Down Going Get Knocked

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