Jenny Eclair Quotes

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

Jenny Eclair

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality:
  • Birth: March 16, 1960

Topics

GodHeartComedyNewKnowTouch

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Joan Rivers

DieBodyWillPlasticSurgeryMuch

Think of giving not as a duty but as a privilege.

John D. Rockefeller, Jr.

ThinkGivingPrivilegeDuty

I enjoy juggling four or five different projects in the air and finding connections and disconnections between them.

Robert Lepage

ConnectionsFindingEnjoyAirFour

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.

Mia Hamm

TogetherPeopleGolfSocialBrings

I am convinced that during bouts of insomnia, I have sometimes slept without knowing it.

Siri Hustvedt

I AmSometimesKnowingWithoutSlept

Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we can axe 'like, total girl crush' unless Total Girl Crush is the name of a fizzy soft drink, in which case I'll take two, thank you.

Sloane Crosley

GirlThank YouNameTalkingViolence

I can't imagine going back to long hair. Cutting it was the greatest thing I ever did.

Robin Wright

HairLongLong HairBackGoingDid

I was always interested in photography and other forms of art.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

ArtPhotographyAlwaysInterested

Some games you win, some you lose, and some you draw.

Michel Patini

WinYouLoseGamesSomeDraw

The beautiful thing about it is that 'Despacito' is not really an English crossover. It was just another song that the world made a crossover. I didn't really push it; it just kinda went there.

Luis Fonsi

BeautifulWorldSongPushEnglish

You know, some people fall right through the hole in their lives. It's invisible, but they come to it after time, never knowing where.

Louise Erdrich

TimePeopleYouFallKnowKnowing

To me, there's a lot more bottom and 'dirt' with vinyl. When I say dirt, it's good dirt. You need that raw sound in the clubs. To me, a CD is too clean.

Little Louie Vega

GoodMeYouSayCleanNeed

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