Joan Rivers Quotes

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

DieBodyWillPlasticSurgeryMuch

One of the hard things in my life has been balancing my education with my acting career, because I've been acting since the age of seven, on and off, just doing little parts and things. I've always been very keen to stay in school.

Anna Popplewell

LifeEducationAgeSchoolMy Life

I feel there's something about becoming a character that helps people understand themselves.

Amy Carlson

CharacterPeopleFeelUnderstand

All I need to do to stay healthy is look at my three boys.

Tracey Gold

LookHealthyThreeNeedStay

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

Robert Frost

GreatSomeoneYouCountryKnowWho

I was always stuck in a musical no man's land.

Ritchie Blackmore

ManLandAlwaysStuckMusical

I've always been able to get inside a song really easily, and if it's my song, I can make it seem honest.

Rod Stewart

SongI CanInsideAlwaysSeemGet

People say how come I'm from Scotland yet I sound like the Queen?! I went to boarding school in Somerset, which has probably got something to do with it.

Rose Leslie

SchoolQueenPeopleSaySoundCome

I always think there's something you can learn.

Roman Reigns

ThinkLearnYouAlwaysSomething

To say that there is patriarchy in Arab culture is not denying women agency.

Mona Eltahawy

WomenCultureSayPatriarchyAgency

The way I run my business seems to be easier than the way I run my life.

Donald Trump

LifeBusinessMy LifeRunWaySeems

What I love is this idea of a wardrobe, the idea that we're establishing certain signatures and updating them, that a change in colour or fabric is enough.

Phoebe Philo

LoveChangeLove IsEnoughColour

There are people who say, 'Oh, he's a crook.' But I'm not a crook.

Peter M. Brant

PeopleSayWhoHeOhCrook

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