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I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I feel is true.
Ronny Chieng
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Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy.
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If you go to Japan, you have to take the train and go visit different capital cities. Just sticking to one city would be a shame, considering how easy it is to get around. Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto all have different vibes and sights.
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I'm the worst night owl, because I'm a self-loathing night owl who thinks, 'No, I should be getting up early.' It feels unproductive. I must get over that.
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I come from the corporate world, where everyone has a five-year plan, but performing arts doesn't work that way; you just kinda do the best job you can with the gig you've got.
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Melbourne City is an awesome city. You can get everything: You can get open air. You can get city life. You can get cafes and bars. I started comedy here; I lived here for 10 years. I went to university here. This is my home ground.
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I'm on Twitter for work, but I hate it. I encourage everyone to delete it if possible.
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'The Daily Show' forced me out of my comfort zone.
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You don't need to go far to see the hatred and abuse that happens online. Even using social media is anti-social because people are always on their phones.
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I joined a campus competition, as I felt I could do comedy, and I won. Then I started doing standup gigs in 2009 while completing my law degree, but I never told my parents. They only discovered a few years later.
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If I'm not touring, I wake up late - 10, 11 A.M. - and one of my favorite things is to go for brunch with my wife.
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I'm very much an action movie type of person. My wife is more of a 'Notebook' type of girl.
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