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John Mulaney Quotes

I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience.

John Mulaney

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 26, 1982

Topics

Funny Love Politics Think Enough

A relationship is hard in and of itself. And having kids is really hard work, but I think it's really meaningful, as is a relationship. But they all take work.

Joan Cusack

Work Hard Work Relationship Think

When I came back to it, we amicably separated from Warner Bros. I just picked up where I left off, trying to write the rest of this record. It took awhile to get out.

Joan Jett

Rest Trying Back Write Out Up

I've always believed that talking about something is not the same as doing something about it.

Andrew Yang

Doing Talking Same Always Something

I was in the American League for 16, 17 years, and I think it's a really tough league to compete in.

Tony La Russa

Tough Think American Years Compete

There are lots of businesses that are well in excess of $9 billion that have gone into bankruptcy, that have been mismanaged. And that has not served anyone very well.

Roger Goodell

Gone Well Been Excess Billion Very

It's profound to watch a little African-American girl light up when she raps as George Washington and she realizes that Washington's story is her story. That this history belongs to all of us.

Rory O'Malley

Girl History Light Story Washington

Young men preen. Old men scheme.

Mason Cooley

Men Young Old Old Men Young Men

They sign a bunch of women, and they call it a movement. I don't like the way women in music have been identified as women first and musicians second.

Michelle Shocked

Women Music Musicians Way Movement

We owe it to ourselves to keep healthy this marvelous world we've been given.

Lisa Murkowski

World Healthy Keep Been Owe Given

I feel like I delivered a blow, an unfortunate blow to a profession that not only did I personally love doing but that I value for society.

Jayson Blair

Love Value Society Feel Doing Only

Knowledge is true opinion.

Plato

Knowledge Opinion True

I'm proud that I don't make crazy jokes anymore.

Shane Dawson

Crazy Proud Jokes Make Anymore