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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Life Funny Passion Mission Goal Own

In Australia in the '70s, there was a real embrace of different genres. And then George Miller did 'Mad Max' by the end of the '70s, the beginning of the '80s. And it was really thriving.

Beginning End Mad Australia Embrace

In the simplest terms, inflation occurs when there's too much money in the system. On the flip side, deflation occurs when there are too few dollars in circulation.

Robert Kiyosaki

Money Too Much Side System Inflation

At a festival, some people are just there because they're waiting for, like, Calvin Harris to come on later.

Waiting People Some People Come Just

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.

Me Night Thought Dream Brilliant

As a producer, I'm quite nurturing, I like working with inexperienced, unseasoned directors.

Producer Working Nurturing Like

I was very protective of my father and I didn't like these people who hung around outside all day. They creeped me out.

Lisa Marie Presley

Father Day People Me Outside Out

There's no end to the inventiveness of critics, I tell you. Because they can't write fiction, they put their impulse into their analysis of work.

Work End You Write Critics Analysis

My approach with actors is to try and give them whatever it is they need from me. Direction to me is about listening and responding and realizing how much they need to know from me and how much they have figured out for themselves, really.

Christopher Nolan

Me Listening Direction Know Try Out

We don't program movies. We don't run studios. We make movies.

Movies Run Make Studios Program

Being in ballet school and being in leotards in front of a mirror I don't know how many hours a day was quite tough.

Alicia Vikander

Mirror Day School Tough Know Being

For me, there is nothing that encapsulates both our misguided response to the attacks of September 11th and the entire Iraq war itself more than a sense of lost opportunity.

Opportunity War Me Lost Nothing

For me, having walked through Times Square so many times as a broke and starving artist, as a TV star, and now having other hopes and dreams, it just represents possibility and the moment of full circle.

Dreams Moment Me Artist Circle Now

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