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Joe Gold Quotes

That's the object of going to a gym, having fun.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: businessman
Nationality: american
Birth: March 10, 1922 - July 11, 2004

Topics

Fun Having Fun Gym Going Object

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

Success Failure Comedy Marketing

Germ theory, which secularized infectious disease, had a side effect: it sacralized epidemiology.

Side Theory Disease Germ Effect Had

I started by looking everything up in a Star Trek dictionary so I knew what I was talking about, but you can't do that because they talk in circles, and half of it doesn't make sense, so you'll just end up driving yourself more insane.

Yourself Looking End Driving Talking

I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.

Joe Wurzelbacher

Know Kind Headache Like Everybody

The only thing you need to set up a business school is a warm body and a piece of chalk.

Business School Warm You Body Need

The more restrictions you have, the easier anything is to write.

Stephen Sondheim

You More Write Anything Easier

And what is religion, you might ask. It's a technology of living.

Toni Cade Bambara

Technology Religion You Living Ask

The relationship between a director and an editor in documentaries is so important.

Roger Ross Williams

Relationship Important Director

Every act I see, their whole act is choreographed. I'm sick of seeing these dancers. The only reason they have them is they don't have enough talent to get people dancing themselves.

Talent People Sick Enough Seeing

You've probably been asked to care about things like HIV/AIDS or T.B. or measles, but diarrhea kills more children than all those three things put together. It's a very potent weapon of mass destruction.

Children Together Care You Three

I'm going to be an actor.

The Internet has improved a lot in the last few years, but still, you wouldn't want to depend on Web sources for historical analysis. There's just something hard to beat about a book.

Book Internet You Want Hard Depend

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