Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

Jim Gaffigan

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You can be happy where you are.

Joel Osteen

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A lot of people are not meant to be together.

John Cusack

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I have blocks of wood all over my house; I spend all of my day knocking!

Melissa McCarthy

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When I wrote 'The Interestings,' I wanted to let time unspool, to give the book the feeling of time passing. I had to allow myself the freedom to move back and forth in time freely, and to trust that readers would accept this.

Meg Wolitzer

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If they are going to have war, they ought to take the old men and leave the young to propagate the race.

Jeannette Rankin

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In my experience, most federal prosecutors, at every level, are seeking to make a name for themselves, and the best way to do that is by prosecuting some high-level person. While companies that are indicted almost always settle, individual defendants whose careers are at stake will often go to trial.

Jed S. Rakoff

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The stronger ties between primary care providers and the patients they serve will produce better outcomes and allow for more sustainable healthcare spending.

Tony Tan

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The question is, really, does the nonexistence of another attack prove that the programs that are in place are working?

Matt Apuzzo

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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Mike Judge

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I feel like I've always wanted to live in one place and stay in one place, but I always end up choosing things that make me travel.

Mitski

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The most important thing to remember here is that the Internet is not broken, and all of the innovation that we've seen since inception has been based on it being free and open.

Brian Schatz

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If I get hit by a bus tomorrow, my patients will not even be postponed. Another surgeon would step in and take over. The reason to do research and writing is that it at least makes me feel not entirely replaceable. If I didn't write, I don't know if I would do surgery.

Atul Gawande

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