Mike Judge Quotes

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Mike Judge

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Kids are more rewarding than anything in life. They are the most enthusiastic, honest people in the world. And so beautiful. They look at me like an old friend.

Jim Nabors

LifeFriendBeautifulPeopleWorld

We reveal our joys and successes, we conceal our pain.

Jesse Jackson

PainRevealConcealOurSuccesses

The way that you parent, you ease into every stage.

Joel Madden

ParentYouWayStageEaseEvery

You know, I always root for the older athlete. I root for the second album. I root for solo careers after the rock star breaks the band apart.

John Cho

Rock StarYouKnowAthleteRock

The news today that Bush has vowed to veto any legislation that reviews the security implications of the Dubai Port World's potential management of our ports is ludicrous and the entire Democratic Party is calling him to task for it.

John Conyers

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To be honest, I don't have much time to watch any movies.

John Woo

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'Sanctus' was done on speculation. I had no agent or publisher. I was being sensible, I suppose, by writing a standalone novel. I figured if that one didn't work, no one would be interested in reading a sequel.

Simon Toyne

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The Church has failed to be a positive influence for good in our nation and our world.

Tony Evans

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I dance to the beat of a different drummer.

RuPaul

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I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo.

Molly Ivins

CultureManSchoolStupidTexas

We ought, therefore, to lessen the price of food to our manufacturers, and place them more on a level with the manufacturers who have cheaper food, and also much lighter taxation.

Joseph Hume

FoodPlacePriceMoreLevelCheaper

It's a good feeling to come away from a day's work feeling like you've achieved something. Tired brain is good.

Dominic Cooper

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