American - Producer | October 17, 1962 -
Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.
Mike Judge
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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
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In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, something bad has to happen.
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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
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They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.
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Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.
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It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray something or just explore a character, it means you're condoning it, saying this is the way to live.
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All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big.
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I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else.
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I didn't think I would make this much money.
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I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.
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I don't think any movie I would do would be too serious or serious at all.
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