American - Actor | October 1, 1969 -
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
Zach Galifianakis
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
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Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?
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