Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

Zach Galifianakis

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 1, 1969

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Success needs no explanation. Failure does not have one that matters.

Jesse Jackson

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'Midnight Nation' is really interesting.

Megan Fox

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You realize as you get older that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody.

John McLaughlin

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A live feeder is somebody who is trying to eat everybody in the room.

Metta World Peace

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When you tour you become more intimate with your audience. It's like I need reassurance that they like me or at least find me relevant. And that I can still do it.

Steve Coogan

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A great amount has been talked and written about what constitutes a sufficient balance and what really is meant by the concepts of 'balance' and 'deterrence'.

Alva Myrdal

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I really watch reruns of 'The Golden Girls' to get all my style tips.

Stella Maxwell

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I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

Joseph Bologna

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Osama bin Laden is gone. The war in Iraq is over. Afghanistan is coming to a close.

Dick Durbin

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I went to college a little bit, and that didn't work out, and I didn't finish. So, I would play in bars until I ran out of money, and then I'd get a real job.

Chris Stapleton

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I had a small investment in Twofold, following guidance from my professional advisers. I had, however, claimed no tax relief of any amount in regard to this investment. Given the concerns raised about it, I have now instructed my advisors to withdraw me from the scheme with immediate effect.

Bradley Wiggins

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Those who remain unmoved by the wind of joy silently follow the Path.

Bodhidharma

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