American - Actor | November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Will Rogers
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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