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Will Rogers Quotes

American - Actor | November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Money Government Year You Creek Wet

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Good Business Guess Anybody Else

Politics is applesauce.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Education Ignorance America Will Few

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

You Him Production Sell Cheaper

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Time Day Night Enough You Fast

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Worth More Forty Paper Than Ad

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

People Writing Woods Stop Hollywood

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Think America Nothing Nation Odd

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Government Easy You Working Whole

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Good Government Pay Get A Good Thing

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Day Doing Every Day Serious Way

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