British - Comedian | March 4, 1967 -
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.
Tim Vine
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Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.
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I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venues.
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I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
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For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
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My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.
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If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
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People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff.
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