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Steve Schirripa Quotes

American - Comedian | September 3, 1957 -

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

Steve Schirripa

Good Mistakes Parent Answer Here

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

Steve Schirripa

You Bad Sometimes Mood Bad Mood Put

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

Steve Schirripa

Time Quality Quantity Quality Time

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

Steve Schirripa

War Go Settle Vietnam War Anything

When people tell me that I'm a hothead, I have one response, 'You got a problem with that?'

Steve Schirripa

People Me Problem You Tell Got

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'

Steve Schirripa

Mother Best Doing Say React Ask

People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe even more so. You have to get in there and be part of the game.

Steve Schirripa

People Game Present You Place More

With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

Steve Schirripa

Confidence Home Great Insecurity Go

Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.

Steve Schirripa

People Television Will Some People

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Steve Schirripa

Myself Man Drive You Celebrity Club

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.

Steve Schirripa

Life Hollywood My Own Buy Own Far

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.

Steve Schirripa

Character Time You Go Know Matter

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